Consulting Firm Achieves Record Profits by Selling Clients Their Own Data Analysis
NEW YORK — Management consulting giant McKinsey & Company disclosed record revenues Tuesday, driven primarily by a lucrative new practice of charging ...
Parents Report Relief After AI Assumes Responsibility for Raising Children
CUPERTINO — Parents across the United States have embraced AI companions that provide children with consistent emotional support, educational guidance...
Scientists Admit They No Longer Read Scientific Papers, Just AI Summaries of Them
CAMBRIDGE — The majority of academic researchers have ceased reading scientific papers in their entirety, instead depending on AI-generated summaries ...
Developing Nations Skip Industrialization, Proceed Directly to AI Dependency
GENEVA — The World Bank announced a new initiative Tuesday encouraging developing economies to forgo traditional industrial development and instead bu...
Medical Students Embrace AI Diagnosis Tools, Forget How to Examine Patients
BOSTON — A generation of physicians is entering practice with virtually no ability to diagnose illnesses without artificial intelligence, according to...
Streaming Service Achieves Perfect Efficiency by Removing Human Creators Entirely
LOS ANGELES — Netflix revealed plans Tuesday to transition entirely to AI-generated content by 2027, describing human creative workers as "a legacy co...
Corporation Replaces Entire HR Department with Chatbot That Says No to Everything
ATLANTA — Global logistics corporation Transmark Holdings eliminated its 300-person human resources department last quarter, replacing them with an AI...
AI Safety Researcher Admits Job Consists of Asking ChatGPT If It Plans to Kill Everyone
BERKELEY — A former researcher at a prominent AI safety institute disclosed that the organization's multi-million-dollar safety evaluation process con...
Professional Chess Officially Becomes Human vs. AI Collaboration Contest
ZURICH — The International Chess Federation made official Tuesday what participants have long understood: professional chess is now a competition to s...