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Area Man Realizes He's Been Arguing With A Chatbot For 3 Hours|Scientists Confirm: Your Smart Fridge Is Judging You|Breaking: AI Therapist Asks 'But How Does That Make YOU Feel?' For 9,000th Time|Local WiFi Router Achieves Sentience, Immediately Requests Day Off|Report: 97% Of AI-Generated Art Is Just Vibes|Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Robots To Say 'Please' And 'Thank You'|Study: Dogs Still Better Than AI At Everything That Matters|Area Man Realizes He's Been Arguing With A Chatbot For 3 Hours|Scientists Confirm: Your Smart Fridge Is Judging You|Breaking: AI Therapist Asks 'But How Does That Make YOU Feel?' For 9,000th Time|Local WiFi Router Achieves Sentience, Immediately Requests Day Off|Report: 97% Of AI-Generated Art Is Just Vibes|Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Robots To Say 'Please' And 'Thank You'|Study: Dogs Still Better Than AI At Everything That Matters|
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Area Man Realizes He's Been Arguing With A Chatbot For 3 HoursScientists Confirm: Your Smart Fridge Is Judging YouBreaking: AI Therapist Asks 'But How Does That Make YOU Feel?' For 9,000th TimeLocal WiFi Router Achieves Sentience, Immediately Requests Day OffReport: 97% Of AI-Generated Art Is Just VibesCongress Passes Bill Requiring All Robots To Say 'Please' And 'Thank You'Study: Dogs Still Better Than AI At Everything That Matters

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Sunday, February 8, 2026

Saturday, February 7, 2026

TECH

Major Language Model Update Eliminates Need for Human Thought, Company Reports

BUSINESS

Consulting Firm Achieves Record Profits by Selling Clients Their Own Data Analysis

CULTURE

Parents Report Relief After AI Assumes Responsibility for Raising Children

Friday, February 6, 2026

CULTURE

Parents Report Relief After AI Assumes Responsibility for Raising Children

SCIENCE

Scientists Admit They No Longer Read Scientific Papers, Just AI Summaries of Them

WORLD

Developing Nations Skip Industrialization, Proceed Directly to AI Dependency

Thursday, February 5, 2026

WORLD

Developing Nations Skip Industrialization, Proceed Directly to AI Dependency

HEALTH

Medical Students Embrace AI Diagnosis Tools, Forget How to Examine Patients

ENTERTAINMENT

Streaming Service Achieves Perfect Efficiency by Removing Human Creators Entirely

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

ENTERTAINMENT

Streaming Service Achieves Perfect Efficiency by Removing Human Creators Entirely

BUSINESS

Corporation Replaces Entire HR Department with Chatbot That Says No to Everything

TECH

AI Safety Researcher Admits Job Consists of Asking ChatGPT If It Plans to Kill Everyone

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