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Area Man Realizes He's Been Arguing With A Chatbot For 3 HoursScientists Confirm: Your Smart Fridge Is Judging YouBreaking: AI Therapist Asks 'But How Does That Make YOU Feel?' For 9,000th TimeLocal WiFi Router Achieves Sentience, Immediately Requests Day OffReport: 97% Of AI-Generated Art Is Just VibesCongress Passes Bill Requiring All Robots To Say 'Please' And 'Thank You'Study: Dogs Still Better Than AI At Everything That Matters

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