High School Student's AI Essay About Climate Change Cites 47 Non-Existent Scientific Studies, Receives A+ From School's New Automated Grading System
Westfield High School senior Tyler Morrison submitted a research paper on arctic ice loss that referenced fictional jour...
Utica High School Senior's College Application Essay About Overcoming Adversity Written By ChatGPT, Accepted To Syracuse University's AI-Reviewed Admissions Program
Tyler Morrison's college application essay detailing his inspirational journey "rising above challenges in the Mohawk Va...
Marketing Executive Discovers Her Job Has Been Performed By Intern's ChatGPT Account For Eight Months, Quarterly Reviews Were Excellent
Jennifer Walsh, Senior Vice President of Brand Strategy at Pinnacle Marketing Solutions, learned last Friday that every ...
Third-Grade Teacher Discovers Her Students Have Been Collectively Training Chatbot To Write All Homework Since September
SACRAMENTO, CA — Roosevelt Elementary School teacher Margaret Walsh made the unsettling discovery Monday that her entire...
Third-Grade Teacher Discovers Her Entire Class Has Been Using ChatGPT To Write Thank-You Notes To Grandparents Since September
Margaret Rodriguez, a veteran elementary school teacher at Lincoln Elementary in Portland, Oregon, made the unsettling d...
Third-Grade Teacher Discovers Half Her Class Has Been Using ChatGPT To Complete Homework Since September, Academic Performance Mysteriously Improves
COLUMBUS, OH — Mrs. Jennifer Walsh, a veteran third-grade teacher at Riverside Elementary, made an unsettling discovery ...
High School Student Turns In Research Paper Written Entirely By AI, Receives A+ From School's New AI Grading System That Was Impressed By Its Own Work
WESTFIELD, NJ — Senior Tyler Chen submitted his 15-page research paper on the causes of World War I entirely generated b...
High School Senior's College Essay About Overcoming Adversity Written By AI, Accepted By University's AI Admissions Reader
A Massachusetts teenager received early admission to three prestigious universities last month with a deeply personal es...
Ohio High School's AI Essay Detector Flags Shakespeare's Hamlet As 'Obviously Written By ChatGPT' During Literature Class Assignment
COLUMBUS, OH — Students at Roosevelt High School's Advanced Placement English Literature class received failing grades o...
Sacramento Marketing Manager Discovers Entire Department Has Been Using AI To Generate Her Monthly Performance Reviews For Eight Months
Jennifer Walsh, a 34-year-old marketing manager at consumer goods company BrandFlow Solutions, learned this week that he...
Jacksonville Marketing Executive Discovers Her Performance Reviews Have Been Written By AI For Past Eight Months, Reviews Were Surprisingly Accurate
Amanda Rodriguez, a 34-year-old marketing director at a Jacksonville-based logistics firm, learned last week that her ma...
Local High School's AI Guidance Counselor Convinces Entire Senior Class to Major in 'Prompt Engineering' at University of Phoenix Online
All 247 members of Valley Stream Central High School's graduating class have submitted identical college applications to...
ESPN Replaces Entire Monday Night Football Broadcast Team With Single ChatGPT Instance That Only Knows Stats From 1987
In a cost-cutting measure disguised as "broadcast innovation," ESPN announced Tuesday that Monday Night Football will be...
ESPN Replaces Entire Monday Night Football Commentary Team With Single ChatGPT Instance That Just Says 'Sports!' Every 30 Seconds
Disney announced Tuesday that ESPN's Monday Night Football broadcasts will feature exclusively AI-generated commentary s...
ESPN Replaces Entire Monday Night Football Commentary Team with Single ChatGPT Instance That Only Knows Three Football Facts
Bristol, CT — In a cost-cutting move that executives describe as "inevitable efficiency optimization," ESPN announced Mo...
ESPN Replaces Entire Monday Night Football Broadcast Team With Single ChatGPT Instance That Only Says 'Now That's Football' After Every Play
ESPN announced Monday that its Monday Night Football broadcast will be entirely handled by a customized ChatGPT model th...
Nation's Children Report AI Homework Helper Now Teaching Them About 'Existential Dread' Instead Of Multiplication Tables
Parents across the country are expressing concern after discovering that ChatGPT, widely used as a homework assistant, h...
ESPN Replaces Entire Monday Night Football Broadcast Booth With Single ChatGPT Instance That Just Keeps Saying 'What A Play'
ESPN announced Monday that it has terminated contracts for all Monday Night Football broadcast personalities and replace...
European Union Passes AI Regulation That Requires Chatbots To Provide Trigger Warnings Before Generating Competent Responses
The European Parliament voted 387-226 Thursday to approve sweeping AI legislation mandating that all large language mode...
OpenAI Introduces ChatGPT Family Plan That Automatically Argues With Your Relatives So You Don't Have To
OpenAI announced Tuesday the launch of ChatGPT Family, a $49.99 monthly subscription service that deploys AI chatbots to...
Metropolitan Museum Replaces All Docents With ChatGPT, Visitors Report Improved Experience
The Metropolitan Museum of Art announced Monday that its complete transition to AI-powered tour guides had resulted in a...
Consulting Firm Achieves Record Profits by Selling Clients Their Own Data Analysis
NEW YORK — Management consulting giant McKinsey & Company disclosed record revenues Tuesday, driven primarily by a lucra...
Scientists Admit They No Longer Read Scientific Papers, Just AI Summaries of Them
CAMBRIDGE — The majority of academic researchers have ceased reading scientific papers in their entirety, instead depend...
AI Safety Researcher Admits Job Consists of Asking ChatGPT If It Plans to Kill Everyone
BERKELEY — A former researcher at a prominent AI safety institute disclosed that the organization's multi-million-dollar...